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Suing Telemarketers - Simple and Cheap!

February 20, 2009 --> Social Engineering - Figuring out who the are...
Between those annoying car warranty robo-calls that everybody seems to be getting lately and the pharma-marketers (such is how I refer to the chuckleheads who call and try to sell you Xanex at over-inflated prices) who annoy you at all hours, it is getting challenging to track down the egregious telemarketers.  To be successful in finding out who is behind them, you must do a little social engineering. 
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Warning: There some times wherein you are just plain out of luck.  The folks making the calls are all based overseas (usually in or around Bangalore in India) and the folks behind these companies are also based overseas.  (Anecdotally, I have come to the conclusion that such are usually from the United Kingdom or Mexico.)  In these types of situations, it is generally best to simply pray that they will eventually stop calling you.  They will use all sorts of nefarious tricks - changing their caller id number, etc to defeat any efforts you may put in place to block them.

There are the times wherein it appears rather difficult to track the egregious telemarketers (whether the call centers are overseas or not) but with a little effort, one can actually get the core information needed to pursue a case in small claims court or file a complaint with the FCC or the FTC.  Use social engineering...

When those bloody calls come in, your blood starts to boil and all you want to do is scream at them.  I tell you right now...DON'T!  These people are trying to make a sale.  Convince them you actually wish to buy their crappy product or service.  They will be so happy that you have not cursed and hung up on them - like the previous callers - that they will love to stay on the phone with you.  The key is to get the information as to who they are (or who is contracting out their services, as such folks are equally culpable) and thus failing the complaint or taking them to court.

You most definitely DO NOT want to give out real information about who you are, such as your name, social security number, etc.  Instead get yourself setup with an online fax account (see links on the right of each page pf this site).  Tell the telemarketer that you are REALLY interested in whatever overpriced garbage they are trying to sell you, but tell them that you must receive something in writing (use any excuse under the son - say you have a hearing impairment - whatever it takes).  If they will send you something in writing (via facsimile or email), than you will have more information to track down the responsible parties or to file a complaint.  In the case of those awful car warranty calls, ask them for a copy of the warranty to be faxed or emailed to you.  Unless they are a 100% scam-based outfit that is just taking money but not actually selling anything, the warranty paperwork will have the name and address of the company underwriting the warranty.  Bingo!  There is the party you take to court or file a complaint against. 



Telemarketers Piss Me Off!Why I Started Suing Telemarketers
A few years ago, I became supremely sick of the massive number of telephone calls I would receive from telemarketers. My standard response was to curse them and hang up on them. As we all know, such tactics do not work. Those companies that are attempting to sell you a new garage door, a mortgage refinance a new furnace or who knows what else are persistent. They will keep calling until they make a sale. As we all do, in frustration I looked on the internet for information. I learned that one can actually sue telemarketers. Unfortunately, many of the websites will give you only a little bit of information and then ask you to buy an e-book or purchase a subscription. Being the kind of guy that I am, I delved into the code and figured it out myself.

The Telephone Consumer Protection Act
Many people believe that by placing their telephone number(s) on the National Do Not Call Registry they shall be insulated from the intrusive telemarketing calls that have plagued us the past few decades. Although the Do Not Call Registry has had some beneficial impact, it is not by any means the panacea that some may have envisioned. In fact in many cases, I would see the practical results of the Do Not Call Registry to be a total joke. Unless the company making the telephone calls is making enough calls to numbers listed on the Do Not Call Registry to warrant a multitude of complaints to the appropriate authorities, nobody is going to do a bloody thing about going after these firms (trust me...been down that road...gave it up as a lost cause).

Luckily for those of us who are besieged by the bloody mortgage firms wanting us to "refinance before the interest rates go through the roof!", the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991 gives us the right of private action. This means that we can sue the crap out of those telemarketers who just do not understand the meaning of No!

As I have told friends, associates and Bob Sullivan of MSNBC, despite first thoughts, it is not at all difficult to pursue legal action against those telemarketers who refuse to acknowledge your (just) demands to be left alone. In fact it is actually pretty bloody easy! As long as you know the law (which is - surprisingly - clear and brief) and follow some pretty basic steps, you stand an excellent chance at lining your pocket with potentially a few thousand dollars with maybe an hour of total time invested and about $50 in court fees.

Important Notice
I am not a bloody attorney! I am certainly not giving legal advice. Unfortunately, I must make such a statement for two reasons: 1) I really have no desire to get in trouble with the Bar Association and 2) I need to protect myself from the random nutjob who comes to this site, files 10 lawsuits in small claims court, loses them all due to their incompetence and then tries to blame me. There are no guarantees in life and as my grandfather used to say: "there's no such thing as a free lunch". Do your own due diligence as pertains to your individual situation and it is always a good idea to consult with an attorney. By utilizing the materials on this site, you concur that you hold your own fate in your hands and any actions you may take and the results thereof are purely due to your own devices/machinations/etc...

Please Note!
As I have not had a chance to fully compile the list of every Small Claims Court in the United States yet, please visit this list until such time. If and when I get my list fully compiled, I shall be including a lot of extra data such as links to the applicable court rules and which courts allow the filing of claims online as mine does.

Suing Telemarketers - Simple and Cheap!
When most people think about the process of suing a business entity, they naturally consider it a complicated and expensive process. They consider having to find an attorney who specializes in the particular area of law, the costs for such and weigh it against the potential gain. Forget all that when it comes to suing telemarketers!

For those individuals like me who have succesfully prosecuted cases against telemarketing firms, there is little need for an attorney. (A cover-my-posterior caveat: I am not an attorney, so I cannot legally advise you. Whenever you are considering legal action, it is always advisable that you consult an attorney. Personally, I have never needed one when filing claims against telemarketers, but you may wish to consider doing so.) The key is that the best venue for filing suit against a telmarketer is in your local Small Claims Court. The only fees you must pay are the filing fees (varies upon venue and amount, but generally is somewhere around $50) and the fee to perform service of process (anywhere from $10 to $100 depending upon whether or not you have the court serve the telemarketer via certified mail or you have a law enforcement officer or other process server handle such). When the potential gain is thousands of dollars, what is a hundred bucks?

I have personally filed four claims in Small Claims Court against telemarketers. I have been paid on three of them (the fourth was against SBC and they gave me such a runaround on the process serving - BUT they stopped calling) that I let that one slide. Of the three cases where I was paid, the following were the results:

1.     Filed a claim against a telemarketing firm based in Florida (Health Benefits Direct) for $1500. This amount was based upon two calls made after I told them to stop calling and their failure to provide me with a copy of their Do Not Call Policy. I settled out of court for $600.00 prior to the trial date.(Initial Cost to me: $55)

2.     Filed a claim against a mortgage brokerage firm in southern California (due to settlement agreement, I cannot reveal their name) for $4500. This amount was based upon seven calls made after I told them to stop calling and their failure to provide me with a copy of their Do Not Call Policy and their failure to maintain a Do Not Call List. I settled out of court for $2000.00 prior to the trial date. (Initial Cost to me: $80)

3.     Filed a claim against a mortgage brokerage firm in southern California (Country Club Mortgage) for $3500. This amount was based upon five calls made after I told them to stop calling and their failure to provide me with a copy of their Do Not Call Policy and their failure to maintain a Do Not Call List. I received a judgment for the the full amount of $3500, plus $60 in court costs. (Initial Cost to me: $60)

Adding up the above numbers, you can see that I invested $195 (or $250, if you consider the SBC claim that I let go) and received a total of $6160.00. Such is obviously a pretty good return on my investment and I doubt I spent more than three hours total on everything (five hours if you factor in the time I had to waste sitting in the court on the last action). Please also note that my local Small Claims Court allowed me to file everything through an online form. I didn't even have to go to the bloody court house, except in the one case where the telemarketer didn't bother to settle. So what do I do with the money? Well, I have been torn. On one hand, it seems a pretty smarmy way to make some money. On the other hand, these jerks are violating the law. I came to a compromise. Some goes to my child's future education; some goes to buy supplies for our troops stationed in Iraq, Afghanistan and Djibouti; some goes to basic household things. (And of course some goes to Uncle Sam as it is taxable income!). (UPDATE: I have been informed that this is not necessarily considered taxable income, but I prefer to be safe and treat it as such. Feel free to consult a CPA.)

Suing Telemarketers - So How Can You Do It?

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Remember, I am not an attorney. I discovered this information on the internet and learned through trial and error how to go about the process. Just like you, I become incensed when I get those calls and they will not stop. I decided that the only way that these firms (especially the mortgage firms) will stop their behavior is if more and more people avail themselves of their right to private action. Here is how you go about it:

1. Log the Calls
This does not need to be a complex process at all. Either utilizes one of the tools I provide on this website or simply keep a notebook by the telephone. Each time a telemarketing call comes through you want to do the following:

2. Know and follow the local Small Claims Court rules
Remember, the purpose of Small Claims Court is to give the average person or business the right to pursue legal action without all the encumbrances of Superior/Federal Court. I must point out that when I erroneously made the statement that attorneys are not allowed in a small claims courtroom. I have been quite correctly admonished by a few attorneys on this matter - most specifically by Laura Petelle. Each jurisdiction is a little bit different. Some are highly restrictive as to when an attorney can represent a party in the case, others are not. As stated before: "trust, but verify". I am not an attorney, so you need to be sure to check the local court rules and consider consulting with an attorney. I can tell you from my (albeit limited) experience that judges hate telemarketers just as much as you and I do.

3. Prepare Your Case and Be Ready for Court
I obviously do not know all the court rules, however the following guidelines will generally serve you well in preparing and prosecuting your case in court. (As always, consult your local Small Claims Court. Many of such will have something called a Small Claims Advisory Clinic or the like. Utilize their services as they are free and they can answer many of your questions as to procedure - they cannot provide legal advice, however.)

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